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Twanx
Door Twanx (323 reacties) op 27-05-2012 18:38
Vond een leuke site met wat Quotes dus zie hier

What I just said is the fundamental, end-all, final, not-subject-to-opinion absolute truth, depending on where you're standing." Steve Martin

"If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." Samuel Goldwyn

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read." Groucho Marx

"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." Douglas Adams

"Please, if you ever see me getting beaten up by the police, please put your video camera down and help me." Bobcat Goldthwait

"Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one? Don't eat pork? Is that the word of God, or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?" Jon Stewart

"If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands." Douglas Adams

"Stand-up comedy is transient. History shows that you can stand up for so long; after that, you're asked to sit down." Steve Martin

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." Charles Schulz

"I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch." Woody Allen

"My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle." Henny Youngman

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." Henny Youngman

"I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis." Douglas Adams

"Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own set of laws." Douglas Adams

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others." Groucho Marx

"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." Rodney Dangerfield

"I just finished my first book. Pretty soon, I'm gonna read another." Rodney Dangerfield

"I'm at an age where I think more about food than sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room table." Rodney Dangerfield

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-five now, and we don't know where the hell she is." Ellen DeGeneres
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." - Douglas Adams
Dexter010
Door Dexter010 (4184 reacties) op 28-05-2012 16:57
''Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. His hands can't hit, what his eyes can't see.''
''Rumble young men rumble.''
''He's to ugly to be the world champ.''
''I am the greatest of all.''
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. His hands can't hit, what his eyes can't see.
Kogty
Door Kogty (290 reacties) op 28-05-2012 17:04
"The internet is full of fake quotes" - Abraham Lincoln
PSN: Timitate
Lars330
Door Lars330 (2738 reacties) op 28-05-2012 17:21
Quote:
''Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. His hands can't hit, what his eyes can't see.''
''Rumble young men rumble.''
''He's to ugly to be the world champ.''
''I am the greatest of all.''
Gepost door: Dexter010 op 28-05-2012 16:57

Muhammed Ali?
LordUgly
Door LordUgly (3846 reacties) op 28-05-2012 18:33
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"The internet is full of fake quotes" - Abraham Lincoln
Gepost door: Kogty op 28-05-2012 17:04
geniaal.
A railgun charge is worth more than a thousand words.
ChrissieOne
Door ChrissieOne (4742 reacties) op 28-05-2012 22:23
Quote:
"The internet is full of fake quotes" - Abraham Lincoln
Gepost door: Kogty op 28-05-2012 17:04

“The problem with quotes on the Internet is that you can't always be sure of their authenticity.” ~ Abraham Lincoln

Dat is de originele
There's no kill switch on awesome.
LordUgly
Door LordUgly (3846 reacties) op 29-05-2012 01:41
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“The problem with quotes on the Internet is that you can't always be sure of their authenticity.” ~ Abraham Lincoln

Dat is de originele
Gepost door: ChrissieOne op 28-05-2012 22:23
Kan je daar een bron bij vermelden? Ik geloof deze namelijk niet helemaal
A railgun charge is worth more than a thousand words.
Dexter010
Door Dexter010 (4184 reacties) op 29-05-2012 13:45
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Muhammed Ali?
Gepost door: Lars330 op 28-05-2012 17:21
Dat klopt. Deze wist ik toevallig uit m'n hoofd

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. His hands can't hit, what his eyes can't see.
Doobieters
Door Doobieters (29519 reacties) op 09-06-2014 15:48
"I like to lick lovingly around the outside and then thrust my tongue in the middle." - Rusty Brown's Donuts Flash FM
Ghost reportin'. Somebody call for an exterminator?
Ben
Door Ben (7648 reacties) op 09-06-2014 15:49
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Quote:
"I like to lick lovingly around the outside and then thrust my tongue in the middle." - Rusty Brown's Donuts Flash FM
Gepost door: Doobieters op 09-06-2014 15:48

Uit een ver verleden wist Doobieters dat dit topic bestond, haha.
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Doobieters
Door Doobieters (29519 reacties) op 09-06-2014 15:49
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Uit een ver verleden wist Doobieters dat dit topic bestond, haha.
Gepost door: ArmaniGamer op 09-06-2014 15:49
Probeer mijn tijd tot de E3 eerste presentatie nuttig vol te maken, is dat te zien?
Ghost reportin'. Somebody call for an exterminator?
Mjw
Door Mjw (1767 reacties) op 09-06-2014 15:54
Nog 2.5 uur tot die van MS


Door Userverwijderd76 (2167 reacties) op 09-06-2014 16:08
"Nuchter bekeken zouden we nu, als al die tijdbesparende uitvindingen werkelijk tijd spaarden, meer tijd ter beschikking moeten hebben dan ooit te voren in de geschiedenis van de mensheid."

Tao van Poeh
Doobieters
Door Doobieters (29519 reacties) op 25-07-2014 22:23
True courage is knowing not when to take a life but when to spare one

Gandalf - The Hobbit: Unexpected Journey
Ghost reportin'. Somebody call for an exterminator?
Yojimbro
Door Yojimbro (16491 reacties) op 25-07-2014 23:51
Your unnecessary movements are openings that lead to your defeat.
Dnoxo
Door Dnoxo (848 reacties) op 26-07-2014 00:01
Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway.

Robert Downey Jr
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Door TheMART (3974 reacties) op 26-07-2014 00:15
'Screw it, just do it' - Richard Branson
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OGSamir
Door OGSamir (890 reacties) op 26-07-2014 00:18
"You cant create a future without taking risks"
- Monkey D. Luffy
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Door Kuromad (295 reacties) op 26-07-2014 00:22
"I did NOT have sex with that woman." - Clinton.
MarvelousMax
Door MarvelousMax (6066 reacties) op 26-07-2014 00:25
"My common sense is tingling." - Deadpool
Linguist
Door Linguist (5808 reacties) op 26-07-2014 10:19
Zie siggy.
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