"Als je je ooit machteloos voelt, bedenk dan dat enkel een van je schaamharen genoeg is om een heel restaurant te doen sluiten."

- Samael 'Budgermeester' Blackwing -

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"A winner is you"

Hmm, ik heb dit al eerder gehoord, is het niet van een of andere komiek ofzo?

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Volgens mij een oud forumschrijver van de vorige eeuw.

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Ik kende hem iig nog niet totdat deze mijn hoofd binnenvloog.
Maar ja, met meer dan 7 miljard mensen op aarde die ieder 1 tot 10.000 gedachten hebben per dag - hoe groot is de kans dat jouw gedachte origineel is?

OT: "It is now my goal in life to keep this guy from ever dressing as a woman again."
- Jerry, Bob-omb.

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Die tekst gaat al meerdere jaren met verschillende plaatjes het internet over

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Het is patat! 🍕 + 🍍 =❤ , After eight 🤮 Teamvluusje stinkt!

"Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T?" -- Johnny Dep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQU02n358VY

"Als de laatste man als eerste op het veld komt tijdens een uitwedstrijd MAAR hij is in zijn eigen stadion, heb je er eigenlijk vrij weinig aan" Johan Cruijff ;-)

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May the fourth be with you!

zie mn sig!

"For millions of years mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened which unleashed the power of our imagination.
We learned to talk"

Steven Hawkings

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"For millions of years mankind lived just like the animals Then something happened which unleashed the power of our imagination We learned to talk"

Words can kill..

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Ghost reportin'. Somebody call for an exterminator?

Jup, daar ken ik hem van.

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Never date a tennis player, love means nothing to them.

Badumttsss

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Het is patat! 🍕 + 🍍 =❤ , After eight 🤮 Teamvluusje stinkt!

You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.
Crowley

"This is what happens when you bring a tool to a sword fight!"

Sam naar Raiden in MGR:R

Now we have to play against Chelsea. In the Netherlands they say, that's another cook.

LvG

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Als ie al gepost was, dan boeien!

"When I was a young man, I had liberty, but I did not see it. I had time, but I did not know it. And I had love, but I did not feel it. Many decades would pass before I understood the meaning of all three. And now, the twilight of my life, this understanding has passed into contentment. Love, liberty, and time: once so disposable, are the fuels that drive me forward. And love, most especially, mio caro. For you, our children, our brothers and sisters. And for the vast and wonderful world that gave us life, and keeps us guessing. Endless affection, mia Sofia. Forever yours, Ezio Auditore."

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Ter ere van de nieuwe Indi film een geniale quote uit the Last Crusade:

Walter Donovan: He sticks out like a sore thumb. We'll find him.

Indiana Jones: The hell you will. He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.

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Ghost reportin'. Somebody call for an exterminator?

"Deez nuts"

- Meme 2015

"Mensen eisen vrijheid van meningsuiting als compensatie voor de vrijheid van denken waar ze zelden gebruik van maken." - Sören Kierkegaard - Filosoof

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I used to play Gears of War with a Guitar Hero controller. Also...that's no moon... (>O_O)>

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“A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
Bertrand Russel

"Society is not a disease, it is a disaster. What a stupid miracle that one can live in it."
Emil Cioran

“It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare, it is because we do not dare that they are difficult.”
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

"Weak men wait for opportunities; strong men make them.”
Orison Swett Marden

“We can forgive you for killing our sons. But we will never forgive you for making us kill yours.”
“Don't be humble... you're not that great.”
Golda Meir

"For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.”
Virginia Woolf

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